7 Things About Me

1. Ironic isnt it that I have 7 lives and I have to say seven random things!
2. I don't leap up on tables to get what I want, I Meow as loudly as I can untill I get what I want.
3. I like sleeping on John Lewis's bed the most why? I don't realy know.
4. I grew up a common barn cat, but I sweet talked Reagan (the sap) into picking me.
5. I'm dogist, Fishist, and racist to my own species.
6. I don't rub against other peoples legs, they get down and rub against mine.
7. Once apon a time I was left outside, the dogs chaced me up a tree and my fur hasn't gone down since.

My Tags hmmmm.. There aren't any left!

Advanced Species My Paw!

This is a list of the top four problems with humans (this is why we cats rule the world).

1. Their LAZY, I mean they didn’t get up until the day was half over! Think about it they spend over half their lives ASLEEP! “Well we can’t see in the dark.” is mans excuse, why do you need a light bulb if you won’t use it?
2. Their BIG, this is probably why they are so stupid. If you have a body that size there is no way God could make a head large enough to make them as smart as us.
They are PROUD, does man have to use the bathroom in a box? No way! There to good for a litter box. Instead they have a $300 bowl installed into there home, that literally does the work for them!
3. They have EVERY luxury, there to good to purr to entertain themselves, instead they gingerly press their $200 I-pods that are attached to their $100 docks. Even worse they are to lazy to walk to a decent computer, they just lay in there $300 beds with a $500 laptop in their laps.
4. They are STUPID, not only do they have every luxury, but they won’t make other creatures do the work for them, worse they keep animals like dogs, and fish that will NEVER help at all!

Yeah right their SO advanced!

Hi!

Hi this is Alex. I am starting a blog. Hopefully you already know this. Well realy I'm just
dictating to my slave (john) and he is writing for me. You see its kind of hard for me to type, I don't have ten fingers.
Ummm… I don’t really know what to type about, oh I know! My toilet running time! Yeah you see I have to get to the toilet as soon as one of my slaves flushes it. So they recorded my best times and now I will post them.
Toilet Times
1st 1:12 from one toilet to the other.
2nd 40 sec from the couch to the hall bathroom.
3rd 30 sec from my slaves shoulder to the toilet.
Ill post the awesome video of my best runs soon. Bye!