1. Their LAZY, I mean they didn’t get up until the day was half over! Think about it they spend over half their lives ASLEEP! “Well we can’t see in the dark.” is mans excuse, why do you need a light bulb if you won’t use it?
2. Their BIG, this is probably why they are so stupid. If you have a body that size there is no way God could make a head large enough to make them as smart as us.
They are PROUD, does man have to use the bathroom in a box? No way! There to good for a litter box. Instead they have a $300 bowl installed into there home, that literally does the work for them!
3. They have EVERY luxury, there to good to purr to entertain themselves, instead they gingerly press their $200 I-pods that are attached to their $100 docks. Even worse they are to lazy to walk to a decent computer, they just lay in there $300 beds with a $500 laptop in their laps.
4. They are STUPID, not only do they have every luxury, but they won’t make other creatures do the work for them, worse they keep animals like dogs, and fish that will NEVER help at all!
Yeah right their SO advanced!
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