Hi this is Alex. I am starting a blog. Hopefully you already know this. Well realy I'm just
dictating to my slave (john) and he is writing for me. You see its kind of hard for me to type, I don't have ten fingers.
Ummm… I don’t really know what to type about, oh I know! My toilet running time! Yeah you see I have to get to the toilet as soon as one of my slaves flushes it. So they recorded my best times and now I will post them.
Toilet Times
1st 1:12 from one toilet to the other.
2nd 40 sec from the couch to the hall bathroom.
3rd 30 sec from my slaves shoulder to the toilet.
Ill post the awesome video of my best runs soon. Bye!
My Tunes
I Am... (ADORABLE!)
- Alex Ander Sims
- Lala Land, Texas
- I live in Texas with my slaves, Tillery, John L., Brandon, Mattie, and my "owner" Reagan. They WORSHIP me! I rule this house, if I meow they run to help me. So here is the story of my adventures.
3 comments:
Dude that sounds like fun. I'm gonna try that to.
Alex, tell me....do you know any good stories about Thunderclan? I'm kidding. A pitiful creature like you wouldn't know about such great creatures as those of Thunderclan I suppose. I'm looking forward to hearing about your pitiful little adventures.
To the Slave:
I expect I just made him angry, didn't I? That was my intent. I want to see what he gets like...which is why I have posted anonymous for this time.
HISSS!!!
(Arches backs)
"Slave take her off my links!"
("Yes sir.")
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