The Flying Box of Horror!

I haven’t posted in a while because I am just now recovering from the terrible and evil that was done against me. I was first taken outside where the evil dogs barked I tried to run away but my slave wouldn’t let go. I screamed as loudly as I could and threatened to fire him but he kept holding onto me! Freaky hu? But wait the worst is yet to come!
I was then tossed into a silver box that began to make a loud evil rumbling sound. “Let me go now or I’ll fire all of you!” Do you think they listened? Fat chance, no one obeys me when I need them to. Despite there cries of “Poor kitty” I wouldn’t forgive them (a cat has to put his paw down somewhere). “It’s to late” I screamed, “you shouldn’t have thrown me into the flying box of horror!” “Your all fired!” Not even that made them stop! Do you know what they did? They made the box fly faster! I hid myself in the back of the box and cried as loudly as I could (No I never received any sympathy) . At long last the box stopped moving and I was put in a strange house ALONE WITH A STANGE DOG! “Hey guys, not cool guys!” “This isn’t funny!”

I survived at the house and at last I was thrown into the box of horror and we returned home. I would type more but I have to do this by my self because I don’t want my “slaves” to see. I need your help! I need to play some pranks on the humans to make them humble enough to serve me. Please email me with your idea for a prank! My email can be found under “My Profile”. Remember I need your help to force the slave back into line!

Please Help Me!
Alex

PS My email is alex4cats@gmail.com in case you cant find it yourself.

Wassup...

... Not Much! Lucy (the dog) is getting fatter. Boggie (the other dog) brought his girlfriend over, so I ordered my humans to take her down the road and dump her. Boggie was sad for a while, but I told him that if she realy loves him she will return (I might point out that it was a week ago and she hasn't come back). So much for puppy love...
The humans have been throwing spring parties and have brought their friends over several times. Sadly no one listens to me when I try to tell them that I don't want to be held by weirdos! But oh well (thus is the card fate has played me).
The Rabbit is (as allways) as boring as if he was fake. I say that if you want a Rabbit you should have it with a side of Fries!
Oh well I need to go.
See ya if your ever down in Texas!
Bye!
~Alex~